I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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