meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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