What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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