garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
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