Whoa Z and x make the same sound
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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