I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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