ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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