I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I need water and some morals
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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