You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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