The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Damn victory sex feels great
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