More tranny stories later!
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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