That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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