New low: just hacked my moms facebook
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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