VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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