I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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