Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
time to smoke my breakfast
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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