If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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