Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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