Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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