How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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