he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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