i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
