ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
