sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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