After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize
