Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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