wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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