Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
COCAINE IS GR8
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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