i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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