he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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