Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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