do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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