Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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