Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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