You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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