You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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