It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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