On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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