I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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