i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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