Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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