It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You need Xanax blowdarts
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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