Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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