The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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