i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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