whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize
