White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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