weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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