Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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