Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
