And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
