You can't special order awesome
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Come see our sink grown plant.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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