i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
