Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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