I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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