And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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