The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
