awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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